howard

a way to explain someone when you have no words for them.

person#1:How would you explain howard?
person#2:IDK! hes just..... Howard!!

by Silver_Dragon October 27, 2017

Howard

A nerdy person or someone that is annoying in different ways and usually comes back more than once to bug someone.

Some random guy came up to me trying to make several jokes. He was such a Howard

by Disfunctionalduck January 16, 2019

Howard

Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".

"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"

by jamejamejame February 10, 2010

Howard

1. (verb) To eat non-stop without feeling full.
2. (noun) Slang for an all you can eat restaurant in Surrey.

1. "My heart is racing, I'm feeling so Howard, and I'm still eating!!!"
2. "Hey let's all go to Howard's for dinner."

by 1172490 June 24, 2011

howard

Extreme procrastination

Stop howarding, you faggot.

by RedHedgehog2002 July 29, 2018

Howard

To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.

Things got a bit sticky last night after i had a Howard.

by Switch01 February 9, 2009

Howard

Howard is the most funniest person you will ever meet. He will always find a way to make people laugh and make them feel better. He is quiet but once you get to know him he is the craziest person you will ever meet. Howard is very tall and handsome and likes football. If you have a Howard in your life hold onto him because you’ll never find a person as good as a Howard.

I wish I knows a Howard

by Dancer456 September 10, 2018