A "cult" made up by a group of high school kids as a way to appreciate a teacher. While their methods of appreciating said teacher might be a little bit strange, they have good intentions. Mr. Said Teacher, you know who you are, just know that these kids, including myself, think you're a pretty cool dude. Teachers don't often get appreciated, and are often taken for granted, so the creators of the cult wanted you to know that they, even though most are failing your class and could be doing better things with their time, such as trying to pass your class, think that your a great teacher, myself included. Mr. Said Teacher, if you are reading this, WE APPREICIATE YOUR EXISTANCE.
Mr. Said Teacher: You know you're failing my class right?
Over caffeinated and sleep deprived kids: Yeah, but Howardism is our way of showing you we think your a cool dude.
Mr. Said Teacher: You still have a 17% in my class.
Over caffeinated and sleep deprived kids: Yeah, but Howardism is our way of showing you we think your a cool dude.
Mr. Said Teacher: You still have a 17% in my class.
by -phg- December 9, 2019
A coping mechanism made up for students to make light of their failing grades assigned by Mr. Said Teacher. While beloved at first, the fellowship of the "cult" has fallen, leaving a shell of what once was, leaving Mr. Said Teacher cold and brooding once more, destroying students' grades and life one draining assignment at a time. With the fellowship ruined, individual students still subject to Mr. Said Teacher's doctorate-level expectations suffer alone, in despair.
Chemistry student: Remember when people had all those pictures of you?
Mr. Said Teacher: Oh yes, Howardism, I try to forget it. It was stalkerish.
Former Howardist (under breath): It wasn't our fault the school had your picture on the website.
Mr. Said Teacher: Oh yes, Howardism, I try to forget it. It was stalkerish.
Former Howardist (under breath): It wasn't our fault the school had your picture on the website.
by trying_their_best November 14, 2021
What you get when a large group of delinquents don't know when to let a bad joke go,and end up getting "f's" in school due to insomnia,and little remembrance of education.
Adult: good morning fellow human being
Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.
Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.
by A concerned bystander. November 21, 2019
A top text bottom text meme depicting Howard the alien. On the top line it says Howard and on the bottom line it says Howard.
by Itz.laurentime June 4, 2019
Howards are usually bold hearted and confident.They show much confidence in what they do and where they go.Mostly Howards are just like defenders,they are strong to defend those who get vulnerable and easily endangered.Well people like these have some kind of harmony and balance that keep their lives in unity.They find ways to better themselves in whatever situation they get in.Beautiful and cute things are part of them 'cause they respond greatly and positively to beautiful things.People with this name have a deeper inner need for quietness and a strong desire to understand and analyze the world they live in and to learn the deeper truths.They are more scientific compared to socialism.
by Omnitrixx January 9, 2019
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A very sexy and tank guy, who has a shy personality and doesn't like to show of, even though he has an amazing amount of talent at everything he does. He has brown hair and is very tall, which makes all the girls want him.
by bordercrosseroftheyear December 15, 2011