a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them
pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

by 420hitter December 4, 2002
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An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.
"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"
by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003
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British term. A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean ,two bean,a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins.
" That fellow isn't our sort at all ,he doesn't even know how many beans make 5"
by Thorhalland August 29, 2008
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like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C
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n.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.
Len: Roselyn Sanchez, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.
by Chris Norton February 19, 2009
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Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.
Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?
by fen riss August 18, 2011
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I've had loads me!
Five in one sittin'
I've had loads me! Rough as arseholes and twice as dirty!
by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004
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