A woman who hovers over the toilet seat to pee in an attempt to avoid acquiring germs from the toilet seat, but in actuality, creates germs by getting piss all over the seat.
I am a woman and I have to go pee, let me use this public toilet. Oh god damnit, some hoverer got piss all over the seat.
by MikeAxelrodNoPseudonyms May 17, 2016
Hovering is the act of squatting like a helicopter over a dirty toilet seat in order to prevent from having to put your bum down.
I had to take a crap in the Exxon's bathroom but had to hover because some dumb shit pissed all over the seat.
by Sharter428 July 29, 2008
by emit June 11, 2008
The act of placing your hand under a girl's panties and then purposely avoiding direct contact with her vagina. Hand may be cupped. Typically used by virgins scared to move forward. Although intended to cause arousal, actual result is the girl wondering just what you think you're doing.
Yeah man, I was rounding third and headed for home when I decided to stop and just hover for a bit. Awwww, yeah, I got skillz.
by Tongue Punch September 6, 2010
To pace about restlessly and hang around impatiently while waiting for someone to complete a task for you, often accompanied by repeatedly looking over the person's shoulder. Erroneously thought of by the waiter as helping to speed things up, hovering generally has the exact opposite effect, causing the laborer to feel harried and nervous at being constantly watched, and thus actually making him take even longer to complete the task because his uneasiness obliges him to work more carefully and deliberately, and to re-check more details of his work than he would if he was calm.
Can also loosely refer to any form of fretting at or badgering someone, such as by phoning or e-mailing/IM-ing him repeatedly.
Can also loosely refer to any form of fretting at or badgering someone, such as by phoning or e-mailing/IM-ing him repeatedly.
Husband: Is the shop almost done fixing our car yet?
Wife: Well, possibly, but I am not sure... they were still working on it when I stepped in, but they all appeared to be a bit stressed, so I didn't want to hover.
Wife: Well, possibly, but I am not sure... they were still working on it when I stepped in, but they all appeared to be a bit stressed, so I didn't want to hover.
by QuacksO April 24, 2012
A beta cockblocker who lingers around the girl you're interested in, in order to mess up your game.
Usually a guy full of envy, without the balls to make a move.
Usually a guy full of envy, without the balls to make a move.
by The Real Gentleman June 1, 2016
When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003