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Hovering is the act of squatting like a helicopter over a dirty toilet seat in order to prevent from having to put your bum down.
I had to take a crap in the Exxon's bathroom but had to hover because some dumb shit pissed all over the seat.
by Sharter428 July 28, 2008
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