House

1. House(n.) A person with the incredibly divine ability to consume a bag of chips and a jar of salsa in one sitting.
2. House(v.) To completely and utterly obliterate a jar of salsa at whim without taking a breath of air; To continuously shovel salsa into one's mouth like a ferris wheel.
3. House(Adj.) Describes something with uncanny housing powers.

"Man, that guy could house a house!"
"Oh my House!"
"The House always wins."
"After all, it is House rules!"

by even bigger house September 16, 2008

House

noun. : A prison cell.

The letter is back in my house, I'll grab it after count.

by NotYourAvgWhiteGirl March 15, 2009

House

house: verb 1. southwestern Connecticut colloquialism pertaining to the act of absolute domination. 2. to show a clear superiority to and ownership of a person, place or thing by blasting said person, place or thing into irrefutable submission

You got housed!

by TheKitten25 July 21, 2010

House

Another term used to describe kids who wear their pants much lower than their waist-line. AKA, "to sag". Others like to mock those that are "Housing" by yelling "House" as they enter the room or are first seen.

Yo man, your mother know how low you are housing them pants?

by andersonland.org June 12, 2004

House

v: To swallow some sort of substance, most commonly a pill, without any liquid when a liquid is usually needed. Inspired by House M.D.

Person #1: Do you want water to take with that?

Person #2: Nah, I'll just house it.

by Mister Gray September 30, 2010

House

A medical drama on Fox. The main characters are House, possibly the most irritating character ever created; Chase, a very pretty Australian doctor; Wilson, House's "friend" who looks and acts like a wounded dog; Foreman, a skeptic with the balls to stand up to House; Cameron, who would fall in love with Osama Bin Ladin if he was "damaged"; and Cuddy, a witty wiseass with the misfortune of being House's boss.

"Did you see that new episode of House yesterday?"

by The Joker HAHA December 09, 2008

House

A hat for your kitties.

We have to get a big house with lots of space.

by Kitty Hat April 22, 2011