The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.
by EMR976751 February 16, 2014
When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.
Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...
by NOT-TNTman May 27, 2023
Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.
Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.
Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.
Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.
by Jack Bacoulis June 17, 2021
A very sweet and special woman. She'll talk to you about anything and legitimately cares. She is also very beautiful with a good sense of humor, and doesn't mind a corny line or two to thrown at her. She is rather confusing at times though, and will throw out mixed feelings about how she feels. She usually has a boyfriend to make things complicated and to assure you're in the friend zone, even if you thought there was something there. Then you don't know what to do because she stops talking to you and you feel like an ass because you don't want her out of your life but you can't deny you're in love with her.
by Vladimir_770 December 19, 2013
a total wanker with poofy hair and glasses and he wears a squeaky jacket and throws his snot rags at people
his laugh is annoying and he smells like old people
and he also has funny taste in music
basically he sucks
his laugh is annoying and he smells like old people
and he also has funny taste in music
basically he sucks
by becca January 20, 2005
by becca January 20, 2005