gurf

n: shortening of the word "Girlfriend"

When Dave called Debra his Gurf, she knew she had a sugardaddy for life!

by Taichi March 25, 2005

gurf

A girlfriend one is not proud to boast about; one's least desirable girlfriend.

My gurf doesn't really seem to care about how her hair looks; it's so frumpy most of the time!

by pentozali January 6, 2007

Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.

Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!

by Snitzky December 28, 2013

gurf

a friendly way to call someone a retard or a boce or a nerd. This word was originated in island trees.

amber: “omg wait Canada is a country?”
nikki: “amber wtf ur such a gurf”

by ohlordjetsonmadeanothaone November 12, 2019

gurf job

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

Gurf gang

a group of people (gang) that all have gurthy penises and love to run trains on females

KIM HEY IS THAT A GURF GANG OVER THERE
LIZ YES THEY WILL TEAR YOU UP

by Young Sweet Dick November 23, 2015

gurf

GURF - (Gun's Up Ready to Fire) an acronym used by United States Marines to let others in their unit know when they have properly assembled and mounted a crew-served weapon system and they are ready to engage the enemy in combat or to fire at targets while training.

1st Battalion, 6th Marines, 81mm Mortar Platoon, The"Bull Pen," during the 1st Gulf War

--Lance Corporal Hedenberg, USMC Gunner, after setting up the M252 81mm mortar yells out: "GURF!!!"

--Sergeant Smith, USMC Squad Leader: "Solid Copy. Stand-by for Fire Mission!"

--1st Lieutenant "Bull" Gurfein, USMC Platoon Commander: "Fire For Effect!"

by Alpha Marine January 9, 2018