A phrase used to convey disdain with leftists who try to use public schools to push their LBGTQ agenda.
"John, did you hear about the Don't Say Gay Bill?"
"Oh, you mean the bill that prevents teachers from talking to kindergarteners about sex without parental consent?"
"It's so bigoted!"
"Okay, groomer."
by AZ Freedom Fighter April 20, 2022
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1 (the crime definition): An adult that builds a sense of trust with a minor to exploit and/or abuse them, typically (but not always) in a sexual manner. This is a crime, and it also causes harm to the minor.

2 (in US politics): What republican politicians and supporters refer to LGBTQIA+ people and their allies as, to manipulate their audience to pass anti-LGBTQIA+ legislation. This is targeting and harming LGBTQIA+ people and the people using the word in this manner typically are (or have connections with those who are) actual groomers.

3 (the pet definition): A person who washes and takes care of pets (typically but not always dogs) while people are away from their home, typically for pay. To make sure people are confused with the first definition, these people are typically called pet groomers.
1. You definitely shouldn't be a groomer, that's a crime and is outright immoral!

2. It's very ironic that Glen Uselmann considers LGBTQIA+ people as groomers when he literally groomed a 12 year-old from girl from 1988 to 1992.

3. I went on vacation last week and the flight had a no-pets rule, so I hired a pet groomer to make sure my dog is okay while I'm gone.
by v1vdefineswords July 23, 2022
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(pejorative used by Republicans)
Someone who can be blamed for children knowing things (especially the existence of the LGBTQ+ community) their parents don't want them to
Christina Pushaw: "If you're against the Anti-Grooming Bill, you are probably a groomer"

Me: "If Rod Dreher can use a broadened definition to call every gay teacher a groomer, I can use a broadened definition to call every Republican a Satanist"

Nazi Clickbait: "Oh No!!!!!!There's a drag show in the Metaverse!!! Sad. Don't let your kids see the groomers!!"
by Covered In Therapy Bees August 13, 2022
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either a dog groomer or the worst kind of human beings
1. the nearest dog groomer is around 13 meters from my house

2. kill yourself groomer
by DisguisedDevil December 8, 2022
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Used to mean anyone who manipulated an underage person for sexual purposes (i.e. a pedophile), or for indoctrinating them into an ideology (i.e. Christianity)...

But now people seem to use it whenever someone is in favor of telling anyone that LGBTQ people exist, or that it's okay to be gay/trans... or hell, just being gay/trans is apparently enough to warrant being called a groomer by rightoids.
Person 1: I'm proud to be a transbian.
Person 2: So you're a groomer who fucks kids?
Person 1: What?
by floridaFargone August 26, 2022
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Anyone you politically disagree with.
Right Winger: You taught a class that transgender people exist? They're automatically going to become transgendered! You groomer!

Left Winger: You dated a 17 year old when you were 19? The power dynamic is inherently rape! You groomer!
by Independencia June 21, 2023
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My teacher is a groomer, and ze spends all morning telling the class about zeir sexual exploits with zeir groomer partner.
by draco_mask June 29, 2022
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