The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
by Furry Warmbath September 28, 2008
the most successful and greatest football team even the winner of 12 nfl championships, three os them being super bowl. wear yellow helments with a white G outlined with green. wear green jerseys and yellow pants
by nick leidigh August 3, 2007
by Chicago Bears fan March 24, 2021
one of the best football teams ever, wear the green and gold on the frozen tundra of lambeau field
sorry Bears fans, you guys had your chance last year, but now, you'll be lucky to go .500, and to the person who said we wouldn't get 5 wins, we did, and you guys will be lucky if you do . . go on and keep trash talkign the packers, we all know its just because you wish you were us, and wish you had the .. THE .. greatest QB of all time, brett favre, instead of your wrecks glassman and brian griese
sorry Bears fans, you guys had your chance last year, but now, you'll be lucky to go .500, and to the person who said we wouldn't get 5 wins, we did, and you guys will be lucky if you do . . go on and keep trash talkign the packers, we all know its just because you wish you were us, and wish you had the .. THE .. greatest QB of all time, brett favre, instead of your wrecks glassman and brian griese
no example needed for the green bay packers, open a sports history book, see how many wins we have, how many titles we have, look at the newspaper .. we're 5 - 1 right now
by Zellnerz October 24, 2007
by erek g September 19, 2006
did you hear the good news the cheeseheads QB has suffered a fatal injury awesome no more green bay packers games for a while
by leonkennedy142 December 3, 2011
The only cheerleaders in the entire NFL franchise that actually CHEER. Dancing around in bras and "skirts" is not cheerleading. These cheerleaders do stunts,tumbling, and dancing as well as, would ya guess it, CHEER!! Shocking that cheerleaders would cheer eh!?
Not only are these male and female cheerleaders talented but they are also attractive and involved with the games and fans in a NON WHORE way =
The Green Bay Packer cheerleaders are division 1 college UW-Green Bay's cheerleading squad(co-ed) and St. Norbert's squad (All girl).
Not only do they actually do a good job of cheerleading but they're positive spokespersons for the Packer org.
They're hot, they're talented, and they're not skanks =
better recognizeeeee!
Not only are these male and female cheerleaders talented but they are also attractive and involved with the games and fans in a NON WHORE way =
The Green Bay Packer cheerleaders are division 1 college UW-Green Bay's cheerleading squad(co-ed) and St. Norbert's squad (All girl).
Not only do they actually do a good job of cheerleading but they're positive spokespersons for the Packer org.
They're hot, they're talented, and they're not skanks =
better recognizeeeee!
The Green Bay Packer cheerleaders are the best in the NFL.
Wow, the packer cheerleaders still make NFL.com even though they're fully clothed.
Wow, the packer cheerleaders still make NFL.com even though they're fully clothed.
by packercheer October 5, 2009