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gordon syndrome 

easily affected by alcohol. often results are highly un-desirable
"uve got aids cunt u fuked elle, you suffer from the gordon syndrome" said kenyan

gordon smith 

Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.
“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”

Gordon Shower 

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
Gordon Shower by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower 

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.
Gordon Shower by word_wiz April 13, 2021

Gorman Surfing 

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”
Gorman Surfing by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021

Dr. Gordon-Smith 

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
Dr. Gordon-Smith by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018