Ghost Shit

1. When you go into someones house take a fat shit, and leave without your presence being known.

2. when your at a friends/relatives house(or some one you don't even know) pinch a monster stinkloaf discard any evidence linking you to the crime(not the shit) and deny any such thing. (side note for full effect bathroom door must be opened wide.)

"Damn some nigga broke into ma crib n dropped a fat duece"

"Did you take a shit in my house and not flush!?"

"Nah mane it must have been a ghost shit."

by DBIT September 17, 2009

ghost shit

When you take a huge shit, but then 5 minutes later it still feels like you're shitting

I took a nice crap, but now I'm ghost shitting

by MrLohr February 8, 2017

Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.

"I went to bed last night and woke up with ghost shit."

by The dude with the hair March 30, 2018

ghost shitting

When the descased deficate on a person(s) they hate.

When i pass away I'am going to be ghost shitting on you!

by Tiffani Lat September 26, 2007

Ghost shit

A type of fart that smells like straight up shit, as if you think someone actually shat themselves, but they just farted.

Yo, I farted and everyone thought I shit in my pants but I told them it was just a ghost shit!

by OoopsIRockAlot June 4, 2013

Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.

Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.

by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011

shit ghost

A fart that is SO bad, you can actually see it for a second, and it resembles a green or brown ghost.

I just had a shit ghost following me!!!!

by Skumly February 10, 2008