v: To fill a closed space (ie. car or room) with multiple farts from one or more persons, usually an act of desperation due to lack of better drugs.
"Damnit Danny, are we out of weed?!"
"Sorry."
"Well you know we're gonna have to fart box your car tonight?"
"Shit, okay."
by XanderP August 26, 2007
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A fart box is a closed space or room with a door that is totally consumed with a fart. When this said closed space is opened up the only thing you smell is that fart.
P1: “Man I just totally created a fart box in the shower! Do not go in there for awhile.”
P2: “Didn’t need to know that but thanks for sharing.”
by blackkitty00 December 25, 2019
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Slang term for a cocaine whores rectum.
Meaning that a visible gap is present when the buttocks is parted.Entry into a well seasoned "fartbox" is generally void of any resistance which is found in a rectum which has not been destroyed.
Roxana "Roxi" Brooks, has a well seasoned fartbox which can easily acommidate large penis in excess of 9", as well as accomidating large penises she is capable of "muleing" several ounces of "skeetch".
by Donovan July 29, 2003
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The act of clasping both hands together and compressing the air out to make a "fart".
Check out Travis doin' the Fart Box with his hands.
by TDogg052980 September 7, 2013
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A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"
by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013
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The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?

My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.

I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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When your aggressively thrusting a Golden Barrel Cactus in and out of your anus.
Last night i gave my self a Spikey Fart Box it was so calming.
by Kosta The Kypreo April 29, 2021
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