Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?
I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.
I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.
by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009
When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.
I'd make her face like a plasters radio.
by akira1310 March 17, 2018
Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
by TeamBPR July 14, 2009
by antaneous1 September 19, 2006
Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
Seriously ugly.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)
So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.
From Australia.
Aussies and Brits often use the word bum instead of arse (ass)
So it stands to reason that a busted bum would be a lot more unattractive than one that isn't busted.
by Pastor Flagon March 15, 2014