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Figure it out, stupid. The go to reply for a dumb question.
Jeff: Hey, how do I hold all of these rubber bands?
Michelle: F.I.O.S

F.O.N.S. 

Future One Night Stand. To be immediately followed by a dual thumbs up while saying Arthur Fonzarelli's classic "Eyyyyyy..."
"See that little blonde over there? She's my F.O.N.S. Eyyyyyyyyy..."
F.O.N.S. by sakimoto33 August 21, 2011
A bad case of the FOMS kept me distant and aloof at my great-aunt's 90th birthday dinner, as I texted my girlfriends for minute by minute updates on their wild night out.

Trish (at the 90th birthday party): Text to all her friends.
Hey guys.
Whats going on?
Who is there?
Is Mike there?
Who is he with?
Someone answer me. I am suffering from the F.O.M.S hardcore right now.

No response from freinds, because they are all busy.
F.O.M.S by LLombardi May 11, 2008

F.O.O.T.'s 

"Those F.O.O.T.'s come into our town hog the streets, use our stuff, eat our food, trash our town, and leave us with the mess!"
F.O.O.T.'s by DR3WTASTIC July 13, 2012

A.F.R.O.S. 

The highest level of friendship; where no matter what you do, what you say, or what you are thinking, you are inseparable. Acronym: Always Friends Regardless Of Shit
After the secrets we've shared, despite the trouble we've caused each other, and the stupid things we'll always regret doing, him and I are A.F.R.O.S. for life.

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"