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1. F.O.N.S.
Future One Night Stand. To be immediately followed by a dual thumbs up while saying Arthur Fonzarelli's classic "Eyyyyyy..."
"See that little blonde over there? She's my F.O.N.S. Eyyyyyyyyy..."
o.n.s. slut girlfriend tooted & booted loose
by sakimoto33 Aug 16, 2011 add a video
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