A completely idiotic, 100% crock-of-shit psychological movement that caters to emotionally-stunted, entitled adult children who can't do basic life errands without having an animal buddy by their side at all times, and disingenuous shitbirds who like to co-opt the language of disability to abuse loopholes in order to have pets where pets are not allowed.
What do you mean, I can't bring a fully-grown adult crocodile on an airplane? It's my emotional support animal, you're being ableist!
by q359 July 24, 2023
a member of a fraternity that is near and dear to your heart. usually said by a teenage girl regarding an older guy. even though they’re too old for you and kind of ugly and annoying, you can’t help but fall in love. also written as the acronym ESFB.
girl 1: we need somebody to buy us alc
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town
by whore_ass_bitch January 7, 2022
Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable
by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021
An emotional support show is a favorite television program that you often binge all day long when you're feeling down or melancholy. Even though you've seen every episode a dozen times. The tv version of a security blanket.
Yeah, after the break up I just sat on the couch all day binging the vampire diaries for the millionth time. It's my emotional support show.
by Solidus84 September 27, 2022
The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 26, 2020
A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”
“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
by Sapphic_Santana March 20, 2022