Em 

a silly little english baka who cant read and got mono from making out with strangers in clubs

Do you know that little lass emily mae baka? she’s super short and can’t read.

Em by durbanskies September 18, 2021

Em 

Small Yoda like midget who has waaaay too much energy and often forgets to breathe inbetween sentences. who got scared in the Others. midget

em looks like yoda

Em by ragdoll December 10, 2003

Em 

Someone who choses to do some thing that makes her unhappy just to keep her friend happy. A wonderful person.

Me- but if this is what makes you happy then this is what you should do
Em - But i dont deserve to be happy

Em by TheDman! January 9, 2013

EM 

Enlightened Moron: Someone who sees an obsolete Truth Video and then preaches to spin like they are the first to hear anything about it.

Then the EM came in and told us all about how blind we were that the aluma naughties are meeting at Build-a-Burger and we need to stop it.

EM by NewCenturion February 13, 2010

Em 

A nickname for Eminem that his die-hard fans use to suck his dick.

“Em is the goat! He really destroys all mumble rappers epicly”

Em by ImmortalCloutGod January 27, 2019

EM 

To skim or skip over

Noah no showed to Melanie's late night text invitation because he EM'd her text. Being frustrated, Melanie has forced Noah to pay child support and see LB only on weekends. She now EMs his texts out of spite.

EM by mirthduki February 24, 2019

Em 

Pain in the ass who makes no freakin' sense and restarts relationships just to ruin the guy even more.

I hate you, Em.

Em by Friend February 18, 2004