*playing Toccata and Fugue in D-minor by JS Bach on a baby's keyboard*
- You are so talented, why aren't you world famous?
- I want to chillax on the *yawn* couch instead.
- Well you are sooooo eirik!
- You are so talented, why aren't you world famous?
- I want to chillax on the *yawn* couch instead.
- Well you are sooooo eirik!
by Eggbabwe June 28, 2017
by iblowforclubmate November 21, 2021
Eirik is the only specimen only seen by one man. Eirik is aggressive, he will paralyze you just to touch for all eternity until you are nothing but dust.
Watch out! It's an Eirik.
An Eirik appeared.
An Eirik appeared.
by TheG0DAmongMen February 27, 2019
He is the kind of person to fuck your boy friend. He loves a good BBC in his anal kanal. He is also a typical pedofile. HE smugels young boys to have sex whit them. He has a smal dick. Often the boys dont even notice they have sex. eirik ha dick that is so smal that u need to messure it with nanometers
by xXBig_Dick_Slong_ManXx November 23, 2021