Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.
by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017
The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
by Rodzilla7861 March 8, 2011
(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...
by RawsJoostin June 20, 2011
Matt could not order his food because of the smell
Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too
Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too
by mattmann April 23, 2010
Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.
"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
by donthatemecuzuaintme October 19, 2012
A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.
“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”
“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”
“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”
by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023
The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
by hairygerman August 13, 2009