Capital city of Alberta,

About a million people . Most of them are quite nice, and in some parts, like white ave, they're really fun and unique.

Of course we're not the best city in the world, but we are better than Calgary.

The only thing wrong with us.. And come on, my fellow Edmontonians, you have to agree,

we are horrible for crime. We're the crime capital of Canada.

Whoopiee for us.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!! :D
Edmonton is the best at Hockey
"Who one the hockey game tonight?" "The Edmonton Oilers"
______ was killed in Edmonton
by Noneofyour Business August 23, 2011
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An often misunderstood city with a rich proud history and a reputation for not TAKIN ANY SHIT! Situated in the Center of Alberta, it is the Capital and last bastion for anything resembling culture and open mindedness in this cold, god forsaken red neck province. It is filled with a million people of different backgrounds who prefer to mind their own business rather than risk getting dealt with. A place where police get NO LOVE (unlike Calgary) and gangstas still live by a code gotdammit! A city full of the most exquisite...friendly...intelligent females per capita than most any other N.American city. And they are all too willing to prove themselves during the short summer season! A place where idividuals can express themselves and are not judged SOLELY by how much money they make.
A wonderful place where if you act right and treat others with respect you usually get the same in return. But if you come with all that tuff talk, you WILL get your bluff called! And if you disrespect the wrong ppl you WILL get laid down quick!!
I thought Edmonton was on some slow ass prairie shit but I was DEAD wrong! That place is as real as it gets.
by Tre Seven September 8, 2009
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Best Albertan city. Home to champion teams such as the 13-time Grey Cup Champs the Edmonton Eskimos and 5-time Stanley Cup Champs the Edmonton Oilers. Kicks Calgary's rear.
"Well, really, everyone knows that Edmonton's a better city than calgary!"
by ~Bitterwench* September 2, 2008
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Shit houses, smelly council houses, shit police SHIT EVERYTHING. The only things that aren’t shit are the artists from here.
Person 1: Ay, I’m moving to Eddie

Person 2: That shit hole full of poor broke ass people. That part is bringing Enfield down and is full of stupid Romanians, Bulgarians etc that are get paid for ‘trying’ to find a job when all they do is sit down and smoke. If your kid goes Nightingale they’re done frfr. The brownies and darkies are peng but not loyal and the lightskins aren’t that peng.

Person 1: Relax fam who hurt you 😂😂
Person 2: No one hurt me ihs just true

Edmonton
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What happens when you put Memphis in a freezer? You get Edmonton.
Edmonton: Come for the culture, stay because your car won't start.
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That sunshine stayed out all day in Edmonton on June 21 2021 and noone even new it
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