Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.
by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009
Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment
Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.
by kr80 December 20, 2018
by bLAJH bLAH March 2, 2017
by WeAllWannaDie May 30, 2018
When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.
Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"
Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."
Steve: "Yea... me too"
Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."
Steve: "Yea... me too"
by JT Super Bad January 18, 2007
by fixo March 13, 2019
When you and another person are sharing headphones and one of the people yanks the earphones out of the person's ear. Can also refer to earphones getting yanked out due to the wire getting caught on something while the person is in motion.
by Jimmy Bizzle February 29, 2008