sure it preforms well, but why - you can buy a japanese bike which outpreforms it in everyway for about 1/2 to 1/3 the price
-yeah my 999 is fast cost 30000 dollars though
-too bad my zx10r will smoke it out corner underweigh it and cost 11 grand oh did i mention it will last longer and repairs and parts are cheaper not to mention there are serious aftermarket parts like turbos
by datsunface October 6, 2004
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A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com
Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming
by Josef Campbell January 6, 2010
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When you fuck 4 baby's with only your two big toes and your pinky fingers. It can only be performed in a hospital broom closet.
I can't believe you pulled off a Dirty Ducati yesterday!
by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022
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I can’t drive to the bar because I got a DUI. So, I went to Walmart and bought me a DUI Ducati.
by McMonde April 12, 2018
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When a girl has a t-shirt on with a motorcycle picture and you grab her tits and shake them like scrambling eggs
Kelly was wearing this cool vintage motorcycle T-shirt so I went ahead and gave her the old Ducati Scrambler.
by Speedsix July 15, 2018
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A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.
Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.
by Murdock July 11, 2017
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when a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl really fast and you reach up grab her ears and twist them as hard as you can and say Vroom Vroom
Man 1: What were you all up to last night? Shit was loud Man 2: I gave my girl a ducati asswhooping, thats for damn sure.
by LC-123 August 16, 2021
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