1) a hipster who is aging but has never had a real job or any
real financial assets. His hipsterness has not been created by daddy’
s trust fund, as with most species of hipster, but rather has been formed by a general sense of laziness throughout his life. He skateboards alone. He is insecure, has no friends, and cannot keep a
girlfriend, as his ultra negative and pretentious personality prevents him from becoming fully integrated into society. He has no credit, lame
car, no money,and yet still has the sense of entitlement that most of these things should just come to him because he thinks he’s a fucking cool
guy. He tends to spend all his
time smoking, drinking and eating pizza.
2) a wannabe hipster mansther with no credit