the kind of poop one takes when exhausted, especially from illness, where the act of pushing almost feels too much to manage if it weren't for the pain in one's gut forcing one to forge on despite the weakness and overall lack of strength; the kind of poop where if someone were to walk in on you in the act, you would be more relieved to find someone who could help you than be embarrassed.
I thought I was going to pass out from the drumpf I took while I had the flu; in an act of unfathomable kindness, my roommate helped me off the toilet and back into bed because of the weakness and exhaustion i felt from it.
by foxtail.billy March 2, 2016
The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.
by ciabrat December 17, 2016
Drumpf: a serial liar. also--the the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Coined by John Oliver on The John Oliver Show in "tribute" to a certain presidential candidate.
by Barky von Schnauser February 29, 2016
The original last name of Donald Trump's family before it was changed to Trump. Discovered by Jon Oliver.
Make Donald Drumpf again.
by Penguincop24 June 28, 2016
by Naked Robber March 4, 2016
Any endeavor which has been driven into utter failure through sheer incompetence.
Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
by Fireholder March 1, 2016
The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .
by Noogie April 21, 2016