dick cheese

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.

I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese

by RussNyc September 9, 2006

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

Dick cheese

Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed

Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more

by to pro for sho July 16, 2009

Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

by Benson&Hedges January 16, 2010

Dick Cheese

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.

by epicpoop69 April 7, 2019

Dick Cheese

'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.

"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"

by eraserdoubles August 30, 2022

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004