Desperation

Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.

Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.

by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 19, 2003

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

desperate

a guy who gets punked and or used by a woman.

did you see that kid sonny get chumped by that bitch? that was some desperate shit.

by gringos October 14, 2007

Desperate

People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.

Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"

by Randall The Harmless Neighbor July 17, 2014

desperate

when you have to pee so bad, you're about to wet your pants

she was so desperate that she begged the teacher if she could go to the ladies room even though he said no already

by Jamie March 15, 2005

desperate

In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.

Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.

by me May 14, 2003