Denmark is a small country located to the north of Germany and south of Sweden and Norway. It is a small-minded little country, populated by xenophobic bigots called Denmarkians. These people have the worst teaching standards in Europe, extremely high levels of medical malpractice and are considered the worst environmental thugs in Europe due to the overuse of fosil fuels.
The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country.
Shops in Denmark are open for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis.
Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first opportunity.
The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country.
Shops in Denmark are open for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis.
Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first opportunity.
Denmark sucks
by Greg Denmark December 26, 2011
A country that is displayed as a very happy country. However the weather sucks, gangs rule the streets, robberies and gang killings happen way too often. Ten years ago there wasn't a gang problem but over the last few years with the government still thinking there wasn't a problem, gangs have grown super quickly. Streets are flooded with drugs as it has one of Europe's biggest drug consumptions. People aren't very nice as they have something called "janteloven". It is an unwritten society rule, it basically means: "don't think you're better than anyone else" or "fuck you if you drive a luxurious car". They will literally shit on you in every possible way if you have something nice or expensive that they don't have.
Man 1: "Yo dude I wanna move to Denmark, it's sounds so nice there"
Man 2: "No, it really is not that nice"
Man 2: "No, it really is not that nice"
by yungboigængstår January 22, 2019
by Exi13 May 27, 2012
Denmark, officially the Kingdom Of Denmark, is a kingdom in Northern Europe. Danish is the official and primary language spoken there.
Denmark has a low level of corruption.
by Qorptocx November 1, 2018
Denmark is not only a country, it is also a Capital. Of which state? very few people in the world know the exact location of this capital, therefore, it could be the capital of anywhere. The search for this mysterious place is ongoin, but one thing is for sure..Denmark is definitely a capital.
What is the capital of Ohio...Denmark!....Perfecto!
What is the capital of Maine...Denmark!....Si!!
What is the capital of Nigeria...Denmark?...that is Correct!
What is the capital of Maine...Denmark!....Si!!
What is the capital of Nigeria...Denmark?...that is Correct!
by Chamaco Loco September 7, 2010
A person who lives in Denmark. A country which has massive social problems, amongst the highest amount of lousy hospital treatments, a very greedy country that never pays compensation to its citizens. The schools in Denmark has been ranked low, and most people leaves the country after finished studying.
Developers of danish mentality; a primitive way of thinking, only found inside the heads of the danish citizens.
Developers of danish mentality; a primitive way of thinking, only found inside the heads of the danish citizens.
Denmark
by mrhandsomeguy October 4, 2010
Guy : Why was my vacation to Italy cancelled?
Ticket Agent : Im sorry sir, but our airlines are not affiliated with Italy anymore.
Guy : Now what?
Ticket Agent: How about an all expenses paid round trip vacation for two to Denmark?............Just kidding!!!
Guy: You had me there for a sec.... I almost threw up!!!
Ticket Agent : Im sorry sir, but our airlines are not affiliated with Italy anymore.
Guy : Now what?
Ticket Agent: How about an all expenses paid round trip vacation for two to Denmark?............Just kidding!!!
Guy: You had me there for a sec.... I almost threw up!!!
by Chriscoolkatt May 14, 2010