dane cook 

worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely

dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget

dane cook by rest67 September 25, 2008

Dane Cook 

Not funny

I think shiting my pants would be more fun then to watch dane cook's stand up on comedy central

Dane Cook by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009

Dane Cook 

1. An over-the-top, lowgrade comedian that you would get if you mixed Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey, and then took out any charm or comedic talent they had and left only their more annoying attributes. He thinks the more he yells and throws his limbs around the funnier he will be, and I guess society has proven him right. He has a large following of what I can only imagine are pure idiots drunk of their asses looking for a good time and find that a raving lunatic is a GOOD TIME.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.

1. Have you heard Dane Cook?! He wants to be a snake! THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.

Dane Cook by The Real Definition July 16, 2008

Dane Cook 

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.

Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.

Dane Cook by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

Dane Cook 

Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.

Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.

Dane Cook by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005

Dane Cook 

Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.

Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????

Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?

Dane Cook by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2007

dane cook 

A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

dane cook by SeanMurface April 26, 2006