Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

Shit in the crisper by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

Crisper 

A cold beverage usually consisting of vodka.

Bartender: Hi, what can I get you guys?

Patron: 3 crispers please

Crisper by Caseman1000 March 30, 2015

crissed 

cranky and pissed at the same time.

jessi was very crissed.

crissed by spencer pearson November 13, 2007

Crispen 

Victorious Underdog

Those guys were Crispen's, out manned and outgunned, How did they pull it off?

Crispen by Emilio Jesus July 8, 2011

Crissed as a picket 

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.

"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"

Crissed as a picket by DanielMac February 25, 2008

crispe 

a name you call a girl that is a mature age but acts very childish, she also may be quite attractive

"wow your friend is crispe!" "yeah she just wont get off the jumping castle"

crispe by thepriceisright April 24, 2014

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers 

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers by Acoolboy February 27, 2022