crank that

the worst song and the worst singer (soulja boy) in the history of music that sucks so bad that i question the fact that this song excists or it is an illusion of satan. in 5 years it will probably be as remembered as much the song informer by snow. youve never heard of that song?

Person A: Did you hear that new comedy song crank that ? Its so funny! I love it!

Person B: Thats an actual rap CD

Person A: I have lost all faith in the world

by hulio December 22, 2007

crank

A cheap form of meth made in trailer kitchens. often causes gritting of teeth, assholeyness, destruction, inability to pay bills, romantic relationships with ones aids infected cousin, and finally complete retardation.

1. Grary nd' nikole loves they crank.

2. The more CRNK I snort the mores i become the hulk.

by the magical muffin September 11, 2004

Crank

A person who is heavily involved/intrest in the fire brigade.

Hamish is just a crank

by Crank23 May 21, 2019

crank

to turn the volume of your sound system up real loud

"I love to crank up Metallica and watch the furniture fall apart!"

by Paulie January 7, 2004

crank

to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time.

jeremy cranked after ashley smacked him

by ziboi October 18, 2008

Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.

by Johnny Darke December 3, 2008

Cranking

To engage in dance with companions.

My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.

by Maztotheula April 29, 2015