Joe: I shot that bitch in the face and he didnt die and he knifed me from like 15 feet away.
Bob: He probbably had commando on.
Joe: What a noob
Bob: He probbably had commando on.
Joe: What a noob
by brainfreze28 April 18, 2011
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Get the commando mug.When going on a date that you know you're going to get some, it is best to go COMMANDO to save yourself the trouble of taking off your interior clothing
by Memo August 09, 2004
Get the commando mug.Quite possibly the funniest not-meant-to-be-funny-movie ever, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Things he does in this movie include:
-Rips a huge metal pole off a wall and hurls it at main antagonist, striking him in chest and impaling him
-Dual wields M-60's with near infallible accuracy.
-Kills half a dozen people with a single grenade that explodes on impact
-Jumps off a plane from like 300 feet in the air and lands completely unharmed
-Chops off some dude's arm with an axe
-Hurls a buzz saw at some dude and slices his head in half
-Manages not to get hit by 2000+ bullets fired at him in a period of 3 min., without any cover or attempts to dodge
-Fires a rocket launcher(with 4 rockets in it)at a vehicle and blows it up, turns around and fires at another vehicle and blows it up, then blows up a couple more buildings with it, drops rocket launcher, and walks away casually.
-You get the idea.
-Rips a huge metal pole off a wall and hurls it at main antagonist, striking him in chest and impaling him
-Dual wields M-60's with near infallible accuracy.
-Kills half a dozen people with a single grenade that explodes on impact
-Jumps off a plane from like 300 feet in the air and lands completely unharmed
-Chops off some dude's arm with an axe
-Hurls a buzz saw at some dude and slices his head in half
-Manages not to get hit by 2000+ bullets fired at him in a period of 3 min., without any cover or attempts to dodge
-Fires a rocket launcher(with 4 rockets in it)at a vehicle and blows it up, turns around and fires at another vehicle and blows it up, then blows up a couple more buildings with it, drops rocket launcher, and walks away casually.
-You get the idea.
by Johnny Mendez May 13, 2005
Get the commando mug.From the Scottish term "going regimental" meaning to stay traditional and not wear undergarments under one's kilt.
Girl 1: "Carl just told me he's going commando. Gross."
Girl 2: "But he loves it when you go commando."
Girl 2: "But he loves it when you go commando."
by habanero September 27, 2005
Get the commando mug.In Arnold's ridiculous, but all time great movie "Commando" the final action scene has him alone in a basement with Bennett the bad guy. The bad Aussie has John (Arnold) in his pistol sight when Arnold challenges him to end their fight like men and the dialog flows:
"Come on, Bennett, throw away
that chicken-shit gun" (implying that they should end it mano-a-mano, like real men).
"You don't just want
to pull a trigger." (too clean and too quick for a guy killing a guy he hates)
"Put the knife in me
and look me in the eye...
and see what's going on
in there when you turn it. (get the satisfaction of feeling the agony of your enemy as he slowly dies)
That's what you
want to do, right?"
A moment later comes the greatest line of all time:
"Don't deprive yourself
of some pleasure.
Come on, Bennett.
Let's party." (it's the macho man's equivalent of I want you to fuck me)
So, bad boy Bennett puts the gun down and John proceeds to kill him by impaling him on a pipe spewing steam. As Bennett is dying, he looks at Arnold and as John he says "Let off some steam, Bennett."
Sick, very sick, but great phony sweat and nice camo make up.
"Come on, Bennett, throw away
that chicken-shit gun" (implying that they should end it mano-a-mano, like real men).
"You don't just want
to pull a trigger." (too clean and too quick for a guy killing a guy he hates)
"Put the knife in me
and look me in the eye...
and see what's going on
in there when you turn it. (get the satisfaction of feeling the agony of your enemy as he slowly dies)
That's what you
want to do, right?"
A moment later comes the greatest line of all time:
"Don't deprive yourself
of some pleasure.
Come on, Bennett.
Let's party." (it's the macho man's equivalent of I want you to fuck me)
So, bad boy Bennett puts the gun down and John proceeds to kill him by impaling him on a pipe spewing steam. As Bennett is dying, he looks at Arnold and as John he says "Let off some steam, Bennett."
Sick, very sick, but great phony sweat and nice camo make up.
by Powerharp April 12, 2006
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