EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again!
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.
EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.
EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"
by comcast lover April 20, 2008
1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
by I HATE SNAKES!!!!! May 12, 2009
My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected.
by Truxen July 21, 2006
"I was on hold with Tech Support for half an hour when I finally got through. After explaining the problem my VOIP went out. COMcastic."
by BradWheat March 13, 2007
An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.
We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
by g.sus May 29, 2006
Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!
or
Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!
or
Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!
by crnnchls February 10, 2010
by StalePhish August 27, 2005