One of the many terms for the manflower or man flower, the shaft the cock. Basically to all you dumb motherfuckers out there it means the penis, the bishop. Not the beaver because thats a bitches cooch . If youre a dude its that junk that hangs between your legs.
Also, a slang term used when referring to a penis set that has been infected with the rare disease Penile Scrotal Coggloritus. See coggler
Also, a slang term used when referring to a penis set that has been infected with the rare disease Penile Scrotal Coggloritus. See coggler
That bitch rocked my cog all night long.
He has a cog. He's a coggler, isn't it obvious just take a look at his haggard, beastilized, mutated tea bag.
He has a cog. He's a coggler, isn't it obvious just take a look at his haggard, beastilized, mutated tea bag.
by Ashen Skies. October 19, 2003
A person or persons that inflict grevious physical and psycological harm onto others simply by turning up to social functions appearing in a ghastly, witchly and unhealthy state; usually in the form of a melting face, witch or ghoulish like figure. Origins: - Amanda Coghlan 2005 was the first Cog.
by Australis January 17, 2008
"Cogging" and its derivatives (cog, cogger) relate to the use(s) of the term "Pog" and their usage on the internet, namely Twitch chat. Cogging is the antithesis of pogging - it carries an overwhelmingly negative connotation with it. The Super Smash Bros. Melee scene has appropriated the terms and use them especially to describe a player's actions both in the game and in real life.
~To quickly describe "Pog/Pogging" (see Poggers also)~
To 'pog' in or out of game means to do something: hype, cool, crazy, etc. Essentially something one likes/appreciates. A person can "pog out" on somebody in-game, have a "pog" combo, or just be "pogging" in general.
~~~COGGING IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THIS~~~
Someone cogging (a cogger) is doing something that is generally viewed as annoying, disruptive, idiotic, or just generally disapproved of. Someone with a purely campy playstyle in Melee would be considered a cogger both by observable definition and virtue as a person. And, it's also important to distinguish the fact that a person can POG in-game yet COG miserably IRL. If you see your gamer friends cogging, as a friend it's your job to point it out to them.
~To quickly describe "Pog/Pogging" (see Poggers also)~
To 'pog' in or out of game means to do something: hype, cool, crazy, etc. Essentially something one likes/appreciates. A person can "pog out" on somebody in-game, have a "pog" combo, or just be "pogging" in general.
~~~COGGING IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THIS~~~
Someone cogging (a cogger) is doing something that is generally viewed as annoying, disruptive, idiotic, or just generally disapproved of. Someone with a purely campy playstyle in Melee would be considered a cogger both by observable definition and virtue as a person. And, it's also important to distinguish the fact that a person can POG in-game yet COG miserably IRL. If you see your gamer friends cogging, as a friend it's your job to point it out to them.
"You didn't even EARN that win you lag-switch having bitch, that was the most cog combo- Fox is fucking broken"
"Dude I'm just trying to move around the stage and warm up, stop fucking COGGING and hitting me"
"Stephen, I don't give a fuck how late we kept you up last night quit cogging and take this shot"
"Wes is actually pogging so fucking hard right now but Hbox is just cogging over at ledge and won't even approach"
"Dude I'm just trying to move around the stage and warm up, stop fucking COGGING and hitting me"
"Stephen, I don't give a fuck how late we kept you up last night quit cogging and take this shot"
"Wes is actually pogging so fucking hard right now but Hbox is just cogging over at ledge and won't even approach"
by Pkmn82 March 25, 2019
Surreptitious acronym meaning "Consistent Orgasm Giver." More reliable and FAR more skilled than the famed 'booty call' or 'hookup,' less dangerous than 'friends with benefits,' more elegant and less mechanical than 'fuckbuddy.' A cog is the Holy Grail of dependable hook-ups. Use of this term is particularly useful as it is pretty fun to say, lessens the harshness of speaking 'orgasm' aloud in mixed company, and has the appropriate double entendre of 'cogs' in clocks that mesh well and therefore make everything run smoothly.
"It's getting kind-of late. Tryna go to bars?"
"Nah, think I'll just call my cog."
"You two have amazing chemistry! Is he your boyfriend?"
"Hell nah, he's my cog."
"Nah, think I'll just call my cog."
"You two have amazing chemistry! Is he your boyfriend?"
"Hell nah, he's my cog."
by IfYouDontKnowNowYouKnow February 13, 2013
Long before the Pendulum wars, the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) existed only as an obscure world-government philosophy in the mind of the fanatic socialist, Alexiy Desipich. Its austere canon was based on eight guiding values: ORDER, DILIGENCE, PURITY, LABOR, HONOR, LOYALTY, FAITH, and HUMILITY.
As the Pendulum Wars continued, however, the COG grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
After Emergence Day, Cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. They ratified the Fortification Act, wich established martial law and transformed Jacinto Plateau into an unassailable fortress.
The Cog's methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.
As the Pendulum Wars continued, however, the COG grew into a legitimate, albeit a minor, political party.
After Emergence Day, Cog leaders were the only ones willing to take the necessary steps to survive the epic devastation. They ratified the Fortification Act, wich established martial law and transformed Jacinto Plateau into an unassailable fortress.
The Cog's methods proved wildly popular, despite the fact that they temporarily abridged civil rights.
by Semimorphus January 23, 2007