This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 11, 2010
Cooper-I'm so sick of that girl trying to friend me on facebook.
Peyton-Yeah, she is such a Coffee Face Stink Pot!
Peyton-Yeah, she is such a Coffee Face Stink Pot!
by PLR8792 February 10, 2008
by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020
An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019