When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart
"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."
by KJizzo July 19, 2017
The word clart means to shoot/inflict pain/hurt/kill . If you were to clart someone you are essentially trying to kill them.
by WobblyWhale April 9, 2018
When you do anal.Then you proceed with the cumming.Then she farts the cum out:Can only be achieved with a possible Muslim
by Footer scag December 22, 2019
by tree #1 July 15, 2014
awwwww, there's clart on the ground AGAIN? the dog needs to be trained
past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower
past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower
by Senathan Rome April 3, 2011
When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
by largedog December 28, 2019