Clarence

One of the most cancerous shows ever, by Cartoon Network in the effort to replace Regular show

Clarence, paired with Uncle Grandpa, Unikitty, etc will be the bane of Cartoon Network's existence.

by Not Bill from ft worth June 28, 2018

Clarence

A quiet yet funny friend. Clarence’s poke/hit you when they pass by you. Likes to play Computer Games especially Dota. They’d spend up to thousands of money in online games alone. They are pro in Photoshop. A master of shanghai. He’d prefer a videochat than a meet up. When you meet a Clarence they’re actually easy to make friends with. Just be the first one to greet cause they’re usually shy at first.

Ask Clarence to edit your photo.

Clarence is playing dota for 10 hours now.

Don’t be such a Clarence!

King Clarence

by Zeyr August 8, 2019

Clarence

A n accidental Retard. They will think they are equal to Alex or Jacmel's, but the are not

Ex 1
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.

Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!

Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?

Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....

by McmanlyWoman February 10, 2018

Clarence

a stupid kid who's fat and feels the need to be extra all the time

Tahia- Oh my god. That kid is so disgusting
(savage)Peyton- It must be a Clarence.

by aestheticmelanie April 2, 2017

Clarence

Historically, Clarence’s are unreliable friends.

Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?

Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.

Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.

by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018

Clarence

Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.

"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."

"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"

by BJHOYLE November 27, 2019

The Clarence

This is a sexual position. While hitting it doggy style, you lift your right leg on the night stand and put your left hand on your left hip and thrust forcefully

Damn nigga, I hurt my back giving her The Clarence

by MarsBlackmon84 January 31, 2016