choner

the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'

"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"

by chonecity October 01, 2014

choner

A person who is a combination of a chump and a loner.

Look at that sad fool. What a choner!

by Farley Barnhardt March 03, 2008

Choner

When you get hard randomly in church for no reason at the worst possible time. This happens to all boys when going to church.

When standing up at church a young boy saw a man’s unfortunate choner.

by Xxfuuuuu December 03, 2023

Choner

Chokingboner!

Gotta Choner!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 04, 2020

Choner

Acquiring a boner during the celebration of church

Brody got a choner staring at Father Paul

by Ricky2sticky March 23, 2019

choner

simply a chode boner

wow your being such a choner right now...

pretty much the worst

by nobody 123432234 June 12, 2011

Choner

A choner is an abreviation of chode-boner.

I saw Zak’s massi choner yesterday oi.

by Fetish Photographer July 24, 2018