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chocolate milk shake 

while having sex with a girl or boy you shit in your hand cum in their face and then rub the shit on top untill you get a rich brown milkshake stlye mixture, yummy yummy
i was all like eat this bitch and i cum in her face then rubbed shit on it, and i was all like chocolate milkshake any one, fuck u bitch

chocolate brain shake 

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.

Chocolate Brownie Shake

When you shit on the chest of a woman who’s actively lactating
this single mom i’m fucking with let me give her a chocolate brownie shake

Alaskan ChocolateShake 

The act of shitting is someone’s mouth and then peeing and or squirting in the mouth to make the shit more runny and then finally sticking a straw and drinking the Chocolate Shake you have created.
Hey Vanessa! Can I make an Alaskan ChocolateShake? They taste like heaven on earth!

Dutch Chocolateshake 

similar to a dutch milkshake, when you are having anal sex with 2 women and you blow a load in ones asshole, she then farts in into a cup, while the other girl grabs two straws for them to suck it up with then blow then your load back into each others assholes. (Caution: MAY CONTAIN CHUNKS!!!)
dude i was fucking some chick in the ass when she asked if i wanted her and her friend to perform a dutch chocolateshake, i asked what it was.... she then demonstrated... i blew my load again!!
Dutch Chocolateshake by Nesbittster September 28, 2010