marian central catholic high school 

A catholic high school located in Woodstock, Illinois. The only reason we go here is because we believe it gives us a better education, even though its super expensive. We all suck at sports and everyone here is retarded cause of our school system. The only good thing here are the french fries in the cafeteria.

Bob: Did you hear about the state championship that Marian Central Catholic High School won?
Joe: *silence*
Bob: Yeah, me neither.

marian central catholic high school by twogayniggaskissing July 6, 2018

Mater Dei Catholic High School 

99% of the school who are Mexican who sell chips and burritos on the low for that hustle. The other 1% are athletes who got rejected from every other catholic high school in San Diego.

Mater Dei is highk the Walmart version of saints.

Mater Dei Catholic High School, a lame catholic school in San Diego where everyone transfers from.

Mater Dei Catholic High School by garywinthorpethefirst January 28, 2019

Carmel Catholic High School 

Carmel Catholic High School in Mundeline, Illinois = trash. The school is an absolute shit show. It has reached an all time low within this past year and if they don’t turn it around, God himself is gunna Noah’s Ark that bitch soon. They have enough weed in that school to open a dispensary in their parking lot. The faculty and staff hate their lives and the students rip them apart for just breathing. Can’t forget that they are getting lit up on the news for being racist.

Questions asked to Carmel Catholic High School students:
Who’s your dealer?
Are you racist?
Wtf is street scenes?

Are your colors literally piss yellow and shit brown?

Carmel Catholic High School by Uhhh? May 9, 2019

lowell catholic high school 

Currupt P.O.S. school where they only want your money

Bro my principle at Lowell catholic high school is fake

lowell catholic high school by Bigb1254 September 18, 2017

union catholic high school 

A private high school in Scotch Plains, New Jersey. Only volleyball girls go here, all guys are either gay or dj’s and also Sydney Mclaughlin. UC is pretty much a public school and breeds non-binary, they/thems.

Girl: Do u go to Seton hall Prep or Delbarton?
Boy: No I go to Union Catholic High school
Girl: Lol (walks away)

union catholic high school by BobMarley213 November 13, 2021

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School 

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010

Guerin Catholic High School 

The High School of choice for rich fags and ugly bitches. The sports teams all blow and the fine arts should be renamed to the Fag arts. Nobody likes this school including the people that go there because most peoples parents send them there. The school is more hated than the USWNT and less attended than a WNBA game. The faculty is full of extremely cocky douchebags who think they are better than everyone since they pray once a day. You can get in trouble from any of them for doing absolutely nothing and the rule is "guilty until proven guilty" there. Not one teacher has any friends and the administration blows each other all day in the front office.

Chad- yo Brock wanna go smoke and fuck some bitches tonight.

Brock- nah I go to Guerin Catholic High School and am against drug use and we have hair testing on weed. I also learned in the Catechism to save myself for marriage so I ain't fuckin bitches no more. I think some of these girls at Guerin deserve a chance since they're so nice and intelligent.

Chad- Damn bro now you's a simp... fuck Guerin and they're bitchass faculty. Have fun going to the bathroom without your phone and dont fucking talk to me again pussy.

Guerin Catholic High School by BennyBench69 January 30, 2020