the most amazing guy ever, he's really good looking and has a bunch of friends. he's super nice and caring. he's the absolute best!
"Wow, you know Butler?"
"Doesn't everybody?!"
by whee(: May 1, 2010
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The name of the unique delivery of snob sperm to a swallowing female. By depositing your gentleman's relish into a teapot and delivering said teapot on a tray to your lover of the evening, she then drinks direct from the spout and swallows with a cunning smile.
Ian: I have chased after you for so long now Tash that I just want you to swallow my semen without a care in the world.

Tash: I will oblige but on the condition that you deliver it as The Butler, you stalking bastad.
by DJSwiss February 29, 2012
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A unit of measure indicating the amount of Cannabis required for one joint - a "spliffs-worth". Which is a term not unlike the name of a butler.

The phrase originated in Bristol in the U.K. and has now penetrated the vocabulary of much of the U.K.'s Cannabis-smoking population. There are some reports indicating the term may be being used in the U.S.A.
"Excuse mate, any chance of getting a butler off you?"
Q"How much weed have you got left?"
A"A couple of Butlers"
by No i'm the real Brian February 22, 2010
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Butler University is a small, private university located in Indianapolis, IN. Somewhat highly selective and has a very good reputation around Indiana. Great pharmacy program. Overall, pretty decent school.
by Jorge Martinez-Fredle January 1, 2012
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A young man capable of anything, except unaware of what he is incapable of. polite to people but unaware that peole are taking advantage of him. people are ashamed to have had services from a "butler", leaving the butler upset put plentifully rich.
"oh my god youve had butler"
by venusinfurs October 12, 2007
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A moderately-sized private school with no religous affiliation in Indianapolis that is outrageously expensive.

Academically, the school excells in Pharmacy and the Fine Arts, specificaly dance and somewhat music. The science departments are a little above average for a school of this size, if only because Lilly Co. keeps pouring money into them. The liberal arts here are just ok, and the business college and its students would like to think they are the shit but they are not.

Graduate programs - very few of these and they are all really bad except for fine arts, Pharmacy, and the MBA (but the last one is only good because they make it really easy to get).

Socioeconomiclly, the students and faculty are upper-middle class to upper class and are predominately white. A few are prepy, and a few more are nice people.

Athletics - the school sucks except for men's basketball which is surprisingly good.

Reputation - generally very good and is on the rise. Within the city of Indianapolis and the state of Indiana and its neighboors it is very well regarded. The dance and Pharmacy programms are extremely well respected across the whole planet, expecially the dance program which is second only to Juliard.

Overall - a great school if you like one-on-one attention with your professors, of which 80% have the title "Dr."
Butler Student: Hey, I go to Butler.

Someone Random: Are you in fine arts or Pharmacy?

Butler Student: No, I am studying something else.

Someone Random: Then why are you wasting your money!?!?!?!?
by fair and objective October 18, 2007
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.noun
Basically volunteer work.

Expect minimun pay
Yooh butlers taking me for a poes.
At butlers you get more free pizza than money.
by Pieter van Bellville May 11, 2020
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