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Bulletproof Snow 

Teen rock band in MI founded by amazing multi-talented musician that performs great rock covers and awesome originals; also fantastic crowd interaction at live shows.
Wow. I just saw Bulletproof Snow. It was epic.

Bulletproof-Wig 

a girl that has such a bad weave, it looks like her hair is floating above her head, and has the ability to deflect bullets. the girl usually suffers from alopecia, but doesn't have to to wear a bulletproof wig.
Look at Domonique's bulletproof-wig!

bulletproof coffee

“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”
bulletproof coffee by Grittyjustin92 November 24, 2018

Bulletproof Chinese

A Chinese take out joint in the 'hood with bullet proof glass. This type of "restaurant" services it's customers through a hole in bullet resistant window. Sometimes this aperture in the bullet proof membrane between the Chinese and the eater of food is a small revolving door big enough for a Chinese meal. This protects the purveyor of Asian foods from direct contact with the unwashed urban masses, and their fire arms related hi-jinx. More often than not, the bulletproof Chinese restaurant will also not have tables, since they want you leave as soon as the mystery meat has spun it's way through the revolving door. Often these types of places will server two chicken wings for two dollars, and cigarillos. Make sure your food doesn't meow!
"Hey Elliot, do you want to hit up the bulletproof Chinese on the way back home?"

bulletproof mind 

You can't control what is said about you or what you hear or see but you can contol whether or not to let it affect you
Friend 1: John just called me a slut
Friend 2: don't let it phase you have a bulletproof mind
bulletproof mind by Quan boi September 10, 2016

Bulletproof Baby 

This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.
Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.
Bulletproof Baby by SirWonky July 18, 2017