3 definitions by SirWonky
This term originates from when any mom carrying a baby or pushing a baby stroller feels so entitled to space that she becomes immune from all danger or trouble. For example: When she is in a crowded shopping mall and she just barges straight thru all the people, like she is DARING someone to bump into to her or the baby. Also very common is for her to just walk right out into traffic without looking for cars, i.e. because she "has a baby". It is assumed this entitlement comes from the social factor that anybody harming the baby would be at fault, even though baby momma is acting recklessly. It may also happen because baby momma assumes if the baby gets hurt, she will have a big financial payout. This may be why bulletproof baby syndrome often occurs more in lower income areas, but still can happen in any economic strata.
Check out baby momma walking out into traffic without looking ........guess she's got bulletproof baby with her in the stroller , so she's the terminator now.
by SirWonky July 18, 2017
When someone thinks they are good at any given extreme sport... just because they watched a lot of YouTube videos of it, etc. They are usually at the local skatepark, talking about how everybody here sucks because nobody is doing 1080s , or front flip double tailwhips. He might see someone there trying to learn 360s and offer some douche advice like “SPIN FASTER and PULL HARDER!! But the sad truth is - the “X-Games Pro” can’t do ANY tricks himself although he precieves himself as good because he has become delusional of his own riding level- mainly via YouTube videos of pro riders segments, etc.
I like how that X-Games Pro , Toby over there , is giving advice on how to do tricks that he has never even TRIED to do himself. Then coming over here and saying shit like- “Anybody that can’t do a backflip sucks”.
by SirWonky January 8, 2018
This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.
Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now
by SirWonky January 8, 2018