The Best Damn Country in the engire world. period. a World super power untill it let the united states win the American Revolutionary War and America screwed everything up.
by The crazed Engliophyle who can't type June 5, 2005
A country with beautiful scenery, from the vast open moors, the dramatic mountains of the lake district, Wales and Scotland, the wonderful coastline dotted with hundreds of islands, the many accents and dialects and 3 languages.
There is also more than one city in Britain other than London, and many more cities, towns and villages that are spread right across the country.
We are also not all posh, some of us are common as shit.
There is also more than one city in Britain other than London, and many more cities, towns and villages that are spread right across the country.
We are also not all posh, some of us are common as shit.
American 1: Where are we going to go on vacation?
American 2: let's go to Britain
American 1: Do you mean London?
American 2: Where else? It's the only place I've heard of in Britain so it must be the only place there!
American 1: According to Google maps there's a place called York, its a long way out of London.
American 2: Probably just filled with Hobbits.
American 2: let's go to Britain
American 1: Do you mean London?
American 2: Where else? It's the only place I've heard of in Britain so it must be the only place there!
American 1: According to Google maps there's a place called York, its a long way out of London.
American 2: Probably just filled with Hobbits.
by Moo_Beast June 25, 2011
the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P
brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 15, 2009
A country that blames, hates, and always compares to, America, for any reason they can come up with.
Charlie: Have you searched Britain into Urban Dictionary lately?
Derek: Yeah, every definition says that America sucks and the british are more powerfull.
Derek: Yeah, every definition says that America sucks and the british are more powerfull.
by him321123 May 5, 2009
A country containing only the sexiest men and women in the world. Also contains the smartest and the best dressed.
Although, the country known as America, being branched off from Britain also contains some very sexy, smart and well dressed people but they just can't compete with the awesomeness of Britain.
Although, the country known as America, being branched off from Britain also contains some very sexy, smart and well dressed people but they just can't compete with the awesomeness of Britain.
by Greendawgg November 5, 2009
The worlds biggest hotel. Was once probably a nice place to live but has gone downhill since the government decided that we owe all immigrants (especially muslims) a house, a car, and an income, all paid for of course by the native inhabitants of the country. oh and if you say a single bad word about them or their beliefs they have the right to cause riots while you are locked up.
Despite the fact that most immigrants hate us and are clearly taking advantage of our spineless government, most people of britain will not say a bad word about them because they feel we somehow owe all immigrants something..
by multi-cultural my arse February 4, 2009
The group of countries that half of the worlds armed forces are trained properly after the americans fuck up thier soldiers by telling them to only do what they are told instead of using the initiative that could save thier lives and those of all thier unit. Also the ones who have the most elite units the SAS.
The group of countries that held the largest empire the world has ever known dispite what people say about the romans, (btw even they are not second its actually the list goes British, Mongolian, russian, Spanish, chinese, caliphate, French, portugese, Brazilian, Achaemenid, japanese and then Roman!!! ok so nowhere near the top).
The group of countries that came up with the nationalised health service (NHS) where everyone can be treated for free on most health issues.
Although its not all rosey we are now the fatest country in Europe because we are stuffing our faces too much and not getting off our arses. We are becoming too overpopulated because we also have the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe, we have given birth to the chav that is destroying all society.
We can be better again if we actually get up and work hard, that is the reason countries we used to have a stake in such as china and india are becoming the superpowers they are today, because they work hard for it and will do it well.
The group of countries that held the largest empire the world has ever known dispite what people say about the romans, (btw even they are not second its actually the list goes British, Mongolian, russian, Spanish, chinese, caliphate, French, portugese, Brazilian, Achaemenid, japanese and then Roman!!! ok so nowhere near the top).
The group of countries that came up with the nationalised health service (NHS) where everyone can be treated for free on most health issues.
Although its not all rosey we are now the fatest country in Europe because we are stuffing our faces too much and not getting off our arses. We are becoming too overpopulated because we also have the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe, we have given birth to the chav that is destroying all society.
We can be better again if we actually get up and work hard, that is the reason countries we used to have a stake in such as china and india are becoming the superpowers they are today, because they work hard for it and will do it well.
by OnlyTruthspeaker October 24, 2011