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bookworm cutie 

a cute person, usually short and loves to read books and being cute
boy: your being such a bookworm cutie and its just

girl: nO
bookworm cutie by angey pangey July 20, 2017

bookworm boobies 

A type of boob that can be found on but not limited to the human female bookworm. They are usually well concealed and never see the light of day but beneath are some of the most well sculpted boobs in existence.
bookworm boobies by mcdove August 8, 2016

Bookworm Johnson

1. Someone who says something about reading a book, resulting in him being a complete nerd and ultimately a Bookworm Johnson.

2. One who pours over numerous tomes with great frequency. (<-omg what a Bookworm Johnson!)
Person 1: "Yeah, I read a few pages of it the other day."
Person 2: "Oh my god you are probably the biggest Bookworm Johnson I have ever met in my entire life!"
Bookworm Johnson by dickmasterflex January 12, 2012

Bookworm Larva 

A baby in a bookstore that eats the books. Then, the parents stick it back on the shelf for others to enjoy.
Ah, man. That bookworm larva ate through Goodnight Moon!
Bookworm Larva by boylockedinatower November 23, 2010

Bookworm Bitch 

A female phenomenon: Fastidious girls who are very good at rotelearning, test-taking and acting like they know it all despite never achieving anything beyond qualifications.

The spread of this phenomenon is why there are female majorities at universities yet women don't actually invent anything or create art beyond unmade beds and singing lyrics a man wrote.
"90% of female university students voted to be raped by refugees in the Austrian elections. Bookworm Bitches have killed Europe."

The pretty Scorpio bookworm 

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“