A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.
Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!
by Jamie Hunt August 05, 2007

When someone is being stupid and you want to insult them using a silly word that means they're a fucking monkey.
by mooonsoooon March 21, 2017

Do you have any mouthwash? I just finished a round of the filthy simian with some bonobo action if you know what I'm saying....
by jgogs April 09, 2007

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.
by M8Damon October 13, 2016

by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019

An old man or woman with crusty and disgusting features. Usually people that look like they never bathe or look like they have been beaten down by a baseball bat.
by grenada February 20, 2007

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.
Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.
Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.
According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.
by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004
