blaster

n. an area of extreme, concentrated irritation or pain located on the keister; a portmanteau of the words "ass" and "blister."

Dude, would you slow down going over those speedbumps? I've got a killer blaster and you aren't helping.

blaster by Schusta December 14, 2009

Blaster

A really LEET cs player from Australia.

*DEAD*SomeRandom: WOw that blaster guy is a fucking leet cs player ogm!

Blaster by Mitch May 29, 2003

Blaster

An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.

"Guys my friend is coming out with us tonight, you'll like him don't worry he's a Blaster"

Blaster by master blast February 27, 2022

Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave

Blaster ejected his pets.

Blaster by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024

blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

blaster-bating by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

blaster repeating rifle 

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.

A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.

blaster repeating rifle by jzimo August 10, 2005

Blaster Ass 

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.

Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!

Blaster Ass by David From Austin September 24, 2007