blaster

A shot of Jaeger dropped in a half glass of Red Bull.
Synonym for Jaegerbomb.

Z ran his bartab up to 200 bones on Monday night by ordering 35 blasters.

by bstone October 1, 2005

blaster

n. Offensive Slang
A derogatory term for a homosexual man. A dookie-blaster.
Anyone man who pounds ass.

Guy1: Man are you goin' to club shizznit on Friday?
Guy2: Hell naw playa, it's a gay club Friday. Nothin' but blasters up in that piece.

by 10101011 June 25, 2004

blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

blaster

The guy in a gay relationship who plays the male role.

Jerdatty is Revenant's blaster.

by Reputable Source April 25, 2005

blaster

Hitting straight Tobacco/Cigarette/D out of a bong.

ewww man dave rips Blasters!

by Lois mculkan December 13, 2007

blaster

n. an area of extreme, concentrated irritation or pain located on the keister; a portmanteau of the words "ass" and "blister."

Dude, would you slow down going over those speedbumps? I've got a killer blaster and you aren't helping.

by Schusta December 14, 2009

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019