Belfast , city full of wonders!! beautiful archtecture such as the Antrim Road police station! Beautiful wall paintings depicting masked men with AK-47s Low crime rate , home of George Best the Titanic and the Ulster Fry. Well nuff of that bullshit... Its basically a crap city with decent shops wall paintings and massive fucking police stations. The police cars r well cool tho , armoured land rovers , they fuckin kick ass! (Apart from the fact they now look like ice cream vans and are full of police officers of corse!) Can be good craic here although ethnic minorities are treated as outcasts. Full of spides and millys , easily spotted by big earings fake burberry and crappy tracksuits. Home of many football clubs and Ulster Rugby. Linfield and Glentoran (the two main football teams) are VERY loyalist , Ulster Rugby is mixed and trys yo promote cross community activities
mON WILL big mawn!!! ill get ur nees dun ne mroe of ur shite!
by Darren March 31, 2005
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the second city of ireland behind dublin and capital of ulster (an irish provence consisting of 9 countys). located in antrim (one of the none countys).
belfast is irelands second city
by toxication January 7, 2009
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capital of northern ireland, full of people who wanna kill each other because theyre different religions, but it rocks, come and see the murals
up the shnakill down the falls, loadsa murals on the walls, A B C D E F G b****** to the RUC
by annon July 13, 2004
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the most wonderful place on earth, where segregation is still the norm. best town in ireland. there are no pretences here no joking like americans and canada we really do hate each other and its fuckin great i love it. we dont mix in sport or school or socially. we dont marry them'ens and have none as friends. belfast is not some hip happenin place it is a shit hole. anybody who wants peace in belfast and for us to mix is a drug demented hippy. but dont come here and see for yourself we really dont want you here. bad points immigration is sky high so is personal crime and drug use
belfast says fuck ye all
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
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it is a as bad as everyone says, probably worse actually but we love it it KICKS ASS!!!!!!!
we live near 1 of the aformentioned police stations!! yey!! FALLS ROAD ROX
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WE DONT WANT NO MORE GYPOS GET OUT!!!
by karen and aoife August 16, 2005
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Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.
Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.
by Felix00 June 11, 2009
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Big, crusty round bread famed throughout Northern Ireland and the stuff of legends.

Usually split in the middle and stuffed full of any filling you like.

Popular with builder types coz its a quare feed far ya teabreak like.

Best smothered in Real butter such as Golden Cow or Dromona.
Givvas one a thon Belfast Baps luv wer cheese and ham.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
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