by babaloulou November 16, 2003
most likely to screw up in songs and act so high and mighty but fail without the rest of the band. Shame the brass instruments when brass carry most if not all the songs a good band plays.
This is the fifth time in three minutes you messed up bassoons, keep it up and you won't play at all.
by Seth Rodriguez April 21, 2022
Generally, bassoon players have very little luck in love and very little action in bed. This word can define a player's personality, or be used as an insult, when said to someone very much the same way Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!"
Trombonist: "You're such a dork."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."
by Jack Cole March 19, 2005
a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.
I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2011
A double reed instrument that looks like a bong crossed with a circumcised penis. You can put a balloon over the bore for the full effect.
by Mr. Instrument July 11, 2008
Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
by Valetudo March 24, 2004
"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."
copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."
copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts
by dave_CO February 2, 2007