body off baywatch, face off crimewatch, i.e.
She looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a mallet
She looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a mallet
by dave\'n\'andy November 08, 2003

by Keithd September 03, 2006

-that girl has a damn nice body
-yes but her face is so ugly it could make a blind child cry!
-yeah total bobfoc.
-yes but her face is so ugly it could make a blind child cry!
-yeah total bobfoc.
by gallipoli June 11, 2006

Bobfoc..Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch.A lady with a very hot body but a fiendishly ugly face...last part comes from the UK where Crimewatch is a TV programme about catching criminals.
by Gruffikins July 05, 2009

An abbreviation of the statement 'Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch'
It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness
It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness
by DM June 11, 2006

by Kiwichipster November 29, 2006

